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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese."

"Butter Sometimes when I am baking I mix I can't believe it's not butter and butter, so that way I have I kinda believe that some of this might be butter."

"I just realized something about how I browse Reddit"

"What did Kobe Bryant's teamates say to him while he was scoring 81 points? ""I'M FUCKING OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""

"Dentist: this is gonna hurt a lot Me: ok Dentist: I've been sleeping with your wife"

"If your bathroom mirror doesn't look like a Jackson Pollock painting, you're not flossing right."

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn."

"My wife fell down a wishing well... I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

"Some guy told me I wasn't funny today, so I punched him in his face because nobody likes liars."

"Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday."