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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I have never wanted to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

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"If women could change one thing about the penis it would be the man."
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"I was thinking of ways to become transgender... So I figured I'd fly to Paris. Because then I'd be abroad."
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"What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure? Bearied."
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