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Joke of the Day
"Que dijo un mar al otro? ola"
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"I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year"
"Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well Grandma's very deaf so I'm writing very loudly."
"Of Course the Moon Landings Were Staged I've never heard of a single staged rocket going to the moon."
"What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable? ...what's tomato with you?!"
"[homocide scene] DETECTIVE:""my god, in my 25 years on the force i've never seen a dead ghost."" COP:""sir?, we covered the body with a sheet."""
"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? For public transportation."
"I am not going to joke about muslims and islam because.. I don't want the last thing I am going to hear to be: ""ALLAHU AKBAR!!"" and the sound of an explosion."
"Thinking about writing some erotic fan fiction about 90s bands Working title It's A shame About Grey"
"Bradley Cooper looks like a guy who's playing a ""famous actor"" in a made-for-TV movie."