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Joke of the Day

"What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable? ...what's tomato with you?!"

"Where do fleas go to surf? To the microwave."

"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !"

"Sometimes I wonder ""Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"" Then it hits me."

"What did the confused bee say ? To bee or not to bee !"

"Pregnancy tests make me wish peeing on things answered more questions."

"I was just gone for a moment When the jews came into the Palastinian territory to found Israel they were like: ""Thanks for keeping my place warm"""

"If you make fun of Rod Blagojavich's hair, there'll be hell toupee."

"How do you get a drummer to drink a beer open it for him"

"What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? Kanye"