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Joke of the Day

"Of Course the Moon Landings Were Staged I've never heard of a single staged rocket going to the moon."

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"Tonight I'm going to have my favorite drink. It's called ""a lot."""
"All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word."
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"A local nightclub held a special ladies night for double amputees. The place was crawling with pussy."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with your mom."
"There's no ""i"" in ""team"" but there are like millions of other words with ""i"" in them so what's the big deal about ""team"" anyway?"
"How do you keep an asshole in suspense?"
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