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Joke of the Day

"Thinking about writing some erotic fan fiction about 90s bands Working title It's A shame About Grey"

"If your Prius was a transformer his name would be Fagatron"

"What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks? When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture."

"What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug"

"Why did the prevert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chickens ass"

"What do you call two men from Paraguay? Par a guays! "

"Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over"

"Where does Kylie buy her kebabs? From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)"

"I normally don't drink, but last time I did I woke up next to my grandmother I still don't know how I got 6 feet under ground."

"My brother just lost his left hand, but the doctor told me not to worry. He's going to be alright."