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Joke of the Day
"Half of these jokes were around when Jesus played fullback for Jerusalem."
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"My wife reckons that recently I have become an awkward, arrogant cunt, and she just can't understand me. Seems like my French classes are going really well."
"How best to save the iPhone from FBI? Crack it before they hack it."
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y"
"For fun, the next time you have an attractive waitress- Order a ""quickie"" then act surprised when she tells you it's pronounced ""quiche"""
"2 Beers = 1 Tweet 5 Beers = 3 Tweets 9 Beers = 7 Tweets 12 Beers = 12 Tweets 24 Teers = 30 Beets"
"A huge gorgeous butterfly landed on my arm just now. Naturally I screamed and flailed my arms around frantically, but lovely really."
"My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes."
"What does an old lady's pussy taste like? Depends."
"Ironic! That even if Oscar pistorious is found not guilty .He still won't walk free"