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Joke of the Day

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y"

"The University of Alabama is the only place... where Ancestry.com and eHarmony are one and the same."

"How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada? Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you."

"Child: Dad, I don't like the goldfish... Dad: Shut up and eat your dinner."

"TIL There is only one thing that gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets. A Woman."

"Nixon: ""I bet you can't run a more scandal-ridden presidency than me"" ""Hold my beer"" ""Sure.. Wait this isnt beer"""

"What's the difference between a white orgy and a black orgy? Five black people having sex is only considered a threesome."

"How many Freudian slips does it take to change a lightboob?"

"I'm such a daredevil. I put ALL my eggs in one basket at the grocery store."

"Have you heard the joke about the German sausage? It's the wurst..."