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Joke of the Day

"My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes."

"Not to brag but I'm one of those people who can eat whatever she wants and still gain a concerning amount of weight."

"What bird can lift the most? A crane"

"What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? ""You going to eat that?"""

"When is your door annoying? When it'sa Jar-Jar."

"Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for 2!"

"I was gonna tell a Holocaust joke but I ran out of gas."

"I don't get it, no one complains when Madonna and Angelina Jolie steal black kids from Africa."

"I knew the Psychic was a phony as soon as she accepted my check."

"How to piss off a female archaeologist... Hand her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from."