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Joke of the Day

"For fun, the next time you have an attractive waitress- Order a ""quickie"" then act surprised when she tells you it's pronounced ""quiche"""

"Cuban Joke One Cuban young woman complains to another. ""He lied to me! He told me that he was a luggage handler! It turns out, he's nothing but a neurosurgeon!"""

"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. Then he sits down"

"I don't understand women... I thought opening the door was the right thing to do, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane..."

"My little brother wished for bigger family gatherings So I listed my single uncles on dating websites. ""You want aunts? That's how you get aunts."""

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

"LPT: If you want to pick up wet girls go around driving while its raining and offer if they need a ride"

"I've noticed the less open-minded someone is, the more open-mouthed they tend to be."

"Marrige has 3 rings... The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."

"What do you call an uncertain insect today? A May bee."