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Joke of the Day

"The rules of weed do not work for pussy.. If you can smell it across the room, it's not the good shit."

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"What goes around the world yet stays in the corner? Stamp"
"Instagram before the foods goes in, Twitter when the food goes out."
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong sock today."
"Priest: Dying people are drawn toward a bright light. Do you know what that proves? Me: Dying people are moths?"
"I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry The job has its prose and Khans"
"What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world? The Igloominati."
"Why are white girls always tired? Because they've literally been running around all day"
"A astronomer friend of mine told me a space joke... I didn't get it, it was way above my head."
"""What's that?"" A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* ""WTH!?!"""