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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work."
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"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and the other to hold the penis -- LADDER. I meant ladder."
"JESUS: so I'm u GOD: yes JESUS: and ur me GOD: yes JESUS: I don't get it GOD: I do JESUS: how can one of us get it & not the other GOD: whoa"
"As a white, male acoustic-guitar owner, it appears I'm legally obligated to post a video of myself playing on YouTube."
"After years of research, scientists have discovered what the woman wants! Meanwhile she changed her mind."
"When I see lover's names on a tree, I don't think it's sweet... ... I think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."
"Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby? Because they always miss."
"*hits bong* *abuses bong* *bong calls bong protection agency* *bong custody taken* *bong put in foster home* *bong misses old life*"
"When is a pedofiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before first period"
"I overheard someone say all Asians are ninjas. I would've told him how racist that sounded but he was black and I didn't want to get mugged."