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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work."
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"He's as sharp as a bowling ball."
"Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you.nMe: TEDDYBEARSnCop: Aww."
"My friend got a spider in his eye... Now he has a website."
"Who is that only black guy at the family reunion? Your fat sisters boyfriend"
"A new rumor has surfaced that the next iPhone will feature an all-glass exterior. Because why should just the front be cracked?"
"Why was Hitler bad at math? Because could never find the Final Solution."
"I just had a baby! It was delicious."
"Farrah Fawcett's last wish was for all the children in the world to be safe, then Michael Jackson died."
"Broken toilet = Bad shituation."