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Joke of the Day

"When I see lover's names on a tree, I don't think it's sweet... ... I think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

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"I'm about to watch 'Funny or Die' on HBO. Wow. Now I'm nervous.. I hope I laugh.."
"...her name was April, and her only son went on to become a comedian but everyone just called him: April's fool."
"What happens when you put a condom inside another condom? Conception"
"Wife: Whatchya thinking about? Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff."
"Coining a new term. I hereby decree that from henceforth all comparisons made between two things for comedy shall be known as... ***a yuxtoposition.***"
"What's better than kiddie porno? Adult porno. Kiddie porn is gross, you sick fuck!"
"*6 opens piggy bank* Me: wtf where'd you get all that? 6: mommy said I could take $1 out of your wallet each day bc you'd never know"
"yikes. don't google ""cream pies"", google ""cream pie recipes"""
"What do you call a group of Ocelot? An Awful-lot."
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