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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear? A barracuchi."
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"Islam is a religion of piece....There is a piece there, and another piece n the ground there Not an original joke just found it."
"What's the definition of a redneck virgin? A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers."
"What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!"
"If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band what's his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone."
"Before my girlfriend moved in I always had one night stand Now that things are getting serious we have two night stands"
"Did you hear they recently opened a bar on the moon? The cocktails are great, but it has no atmosphere."
"German for 'constipated'. farfrompoopin"
"A man with dredlocks and no religion is.. Currently Jahb less"
"Marriage and happiness. Two friends meet on the street. ""Heard you got married, you must be so happy."" ""Yes, I must"""