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Joke of the Day
"What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!"
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"I was walking through an arts and crafts shop when I saw a sign saying, ""Glue Sticks."" I thought, ""No shit..."""
"What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use? TWERQY."
"Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" The other fish says ""Holy shit a talking fish!"""
"u mad bro? or just disappointed bro?"
"Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts."
"Three bloody tampons are walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None of them because they are stuck up cunts."
"What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The ground."
"Having my wisdom teeth pulled. They have nothing left to teach me. I must learn on my own from now on."
"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's probably shit."