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Joke of the Day

"will somebody tell my friend its spelled ""gif"" not ""gf"" and its not special that he has one, i have like 400 on my computer"

"Seven year old brother hit me with this one Him: How do people look at the internet? Me: How? Him: With their google-y eyes"

"I was just at the beach and heard someone yell ""Help! Shark!"" I am pretty sure that shark wasn't going to help him..."

"There once was a girl from Nantucket... Who carried her ice in a bucket. She walked down a hill. She had a great spill. And when she got up, she said, ""I'm going to watch my step next time!"""

"Lactose intolerance stems from lactose IGNORANCE"

"What if all DJs decided at once to stop using the infamous air horn sound effect and started using the sound of an old man climbing stairs?"

"Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes? San Andreas fault."

"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah bless."

"A calculus joke... Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin? Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!"

"15 year olds be like I remember 9/11"