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Joke of the Day
"You hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months"
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"How do you pick up women in Auschwitz? With a broom & dustpan."
"What happens to criminal photons? They get put in prism!"
"What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence? An udder disaster"
"Did you hear about the amazing new prosthetic device for paraplegics? It's called a Vegetable Stand."
"Laying in bed, watching the ceiling fan spin, my thoughts wonder to 1. Who turned the ceiling fan on 2. Why don't I have telekinetic powers"
"""Doctor, how's the patient?"" Doctor: He's critical. Patient: Dear prospective viewers, remaking 'Point Break' was a bad mistake. Utterly pointless."
"Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize? There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls."
""" Wife: there is a man at the door with a mustache. Husband: tell him i've already got one. """
"What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food? Seether salad"