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Joke of the Day

"Trump may not fulfill all of his campaign promises... ...but he sure is making Saturday Night Live great again."

"if you turn the patterns on their shirts 90 degrees... the trusted REFEREE becomes the despicable PRISONER.... truly life is a fragile Bitch"

"She told me to go deeper.... But I was all out of poems."

"What do vegan cannibals eat? Only vegetables."

"**What's the difference between eating pizza and eating pussy?** The crust on a pizza tastes good"

"Why should you never trust an atom? They make everything up!"

"What do you call a masturbating bull?"

"Does anyone else think Squidward's nose looks like...nevermind. There are children in the room."

"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."

"How do Protestants like their orange juice? without Pope"