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Joke of the Day
"How do Protestants like their orange juice? without Pope"
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"Why do spoons live such diverse lives? They like to mix it up."
"What is the hardest part in coming out of the closet? Telling your parents you are gay."
"/r/jokes has the most original content on reddit! That's it."
"What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common? They've both got a little Captain in them."
"The movie ""Noah"" comes out this weekend. It follows the story of a family trying to survive God's wrath on a giant boat for months. Or as that's more commonly known, a Carnival Cruise."
"Just saw a magazine cover that said ""Katy Perry is on fire"" so I bought it and they meant it as a metaphor and this whole week is bullshit"
"probably the best joke rn your face..."
"What workplace benefit do ebola quarantine nurses receive? Hazardous doodie pay!"
"What do you get if an elephant has sex with a rabbit? A dead rabbit with a gaping asshole."