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Joke of the Day
"**What's the difference between eating pizza and eating pussy?** The crust on a pizza tastes good"
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"I used to date a dysexic woman... ... I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock."
"I was going to tell a joke about the earth... Then I realized it was pretty terrable."
"The scarecrow won employee of the month again... He's outstanding in his field."
"Best thing ever is when you see your X-Girlfriend and she is now your XL-girlfriend"
"'A confident swipe of the debit card' is my favorite fantasy."
"Christmas song Single bells, Single bells. Single all the way. My crush said let's be friends. Friendzone all the way !!"
"Reminder to all Americans: Remember to set your clock back by 75 years today."
"Carl: ""It's chilly out."" Me: ""Tell me something I don't know."" ""Two dogs were hanged during the Salem witch trials."" ""Fair enough, Carl."""
"What did Mickey Mouse say to Trump when Goofy threw a shoe at him? DONALD DUCK !!!"