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Joke of the Day
"She told me to go deeper.... But I was all out of poems."
Next Joke
"I was dismissed from my responsibilities as church usher because I kept using finger guns to point out available seats. * pew pew *"
"I got a new spoiler on my car. Just a long sticker that says ""Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time!"""
"Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford? It was a Fiesta"
"When I'm feeling down. I just remind myself that I've won just as many Oscars as Leonardo Dicaprio"
"What do you call an italian hooker? A pasta-tute"
"911 Worker > 911,What's your emergency? Man > My wife is going to give birth! Worker > Is this her first born? Man > No,it's her husband *Ba Dum Tss*"
"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Rolling Stones sing ""Hey You! Get off of my cloud!"" A Scotsman shouts ""Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"""
"My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick I just get so tired of calling him David"
"They should name hurricanes after black people: It only takes one to ruin the neighborhood."