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Joke of the Day

"A son asked a his Jewish father The son asked ""Dad, could I borrow 30?"". The father turned around and answered ""10? Why do you want 5?"""

"What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog? Gin and sonic."

"Why don't orphans play professional Baseball? They don't know where home is."

"What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby? He's born with Diss-lexia"

"Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?"

"Did you hear Willie Nelson died? He was playing on the road again."

"Why can't Kylo Ren get a date? Because he has always Ben Solo."

"Arguing with guy at the bar and he claimed Wikipedia was an unreliable source, suggesting instead that I listen to him, a drunk guy at a bar"

"How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us."

"So I thought I would share a time travel joke with you guys.. But you didn't like it."