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Joke of the Day

"Who invented the equation? A X-pert"

"I quit smoking, drinking and chasing women... Worst 10 minutes of my life..."

"Why are organ donations low ? Because most people have pianos"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!"

"What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves? Your mom."

"Guy: There's a suit booked for me at a 5 star hotel. Girl: It's called a 'Suite' Guy: No it's a 'Suit'. I'm a waiter."

"Best joke ever I used to cry when my dad cut up onions Onions was a good dog"

"Thank god this election is over. .....I almost forgot what real commercials were like."

"The TV's airing the same pressure cooker ad over and over again. It's Torr-turous."

"If a man and a woman get married in Tennessee then move to Texas and get divorced... Are they still brother and sister?"