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Joke of the Day

"What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi? ""Hebrew""."

"How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."

"I don't see what people get from... Dark humor!"

"I once knew this vegetable joke ..but then they pulled the plug"

"Two blondes and a stripper walk into a bar. The second blonde should have seen it coming. The stripper usually does."

"I asked my wife what women really want and she said ""attentive lovers""... ...actually she might have said ""A tent of lovers"", I don't really listen to her needs and opinions."

"What's the real reason why SJWs hate guns? They don't come with trigger warnings."

"I took up guitar lessons recently. It's pretty simple, really. Unless the song requires the blue button."

"Hug? Said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower"

"Is your refrigerator running? ...must've been made in France"