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Joke of the Day
"How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."
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"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."
"To avoid being eaten by zombies, go to Settings / Home Invasion Settings / Cannibalism / Brains, and then uncheck the ""tasty"" box."
"I saw the most unnecessary roundabout the other day... ...it was literally pointless"
"During love scenes in a Wes Anderson movie, the sound effects guy rubs a baguette against corduroy."
"Where is the best place to hide something? On the second page of Google search results."
"Airport Security: Please remove your shoes Man: Don't be ridiculous, I'm no terrorist AS: Sir, do you want to use the bouncy castle or not?"
"Hey, same-height couples. You're weird. Everyone thinks so."
"What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy? A family friend paying a visit."
"""There's no defense for child pornographers. They are the lowest, most despicable scum on the face of the earth. ...and I fully believe they should be prosecuted as if they were adults."""