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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the armless girl comb? Because she already had cancer."
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"Whenever I hear brick I always yell out ""HOUSE!"" My friend Alex House hates when I go to his basketball games"
"some people want youtube to host the VMAs next year... i think there'd be too many ads :/"
"Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!"
"What do you call a group of students? A school."
"I judge parties by how close to dead my cell phone battery is when I leave."
"I hate how people treat amputees differently. Just because they're missing a limb or two doesn't make them any less of a person."
"when u r a responsible man so u finger ur throat to puke your beer up so u ain't 2 drunk 2 driver"
"What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream? Sure, Bert!"
"I get out of awkward conversations by pulling a balloon out, making a dog and just say I need to take it for a walk."