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Joke of the Day
"I like my violence how I like my beer... Domestic."
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"Only ghetto people go to a family party, complain about the food and STILL take 3 plates home."
"TIL In Australia 'boo' means to return Because when you throw a normal merengue it doesn't come back"
"Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ? Cugat to love my jokes !"
"Want to hear a good joke? Me too."
"Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me. now if i were a diamond ring, where would i hide ..."
"What's the definition of an african-american? Proof that skunks and monkeys fuck."
"If she says, ""I'm OK,"" you're fine. If she says, ""I'm Fine,"" You're not OK."
"Apparently a guy named George Martin leaked all the main plot points of the next season of Game of Thrones in some books he published. Jerk."