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Joke of the Day

"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner."

"I grabbed my sisters pussy I thought she said ""Hold my Purse"""

"Who was the fattest member of Nsync? Joey Fatone"

"What was Hitler's least favorite sauce? Jus"

"My friend from Mexico got bit by a mosquito.. he could not figure out why his American friend was not receiving bites as well. I told him the bugs were hungry for Mexican tonight."

"A guy who wears a ring is always a dealbreaker. If it's on his ring finger, he's married. If it's not, he's a guy who wears rings."

"What does a duck like to have for breakfast? Quacker Oats"

"Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!"

"Oedipus teasing... Oedipus passes near the hill and sees Sisyphus rolling the boulder up that hill. Oedipus (to Sisyphus): How's it goin'? Sisyphus: Shut up, motherfucker."

"What happens on Santa's lap......stays on Santa's lap."