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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a wine loving horse? Chardon-neigh."
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"What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies? One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater."
"""shake what ya momma gave ya!"" *starts shaking low self-esteem*"
"Just worked out for the first time in a year. Feels good to be back in shape."
"Possessio is nine tenths of the word. [Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej8EaLF382c)"
"If you build a person a fire, they'll be warm for a day. Set them on fire & they'll never worry about being warm again."
"I came home to a trail of bread leading to the bedroom & of course I followed, only to find my husband in bed with 10 ducks. I'm heartbroken"
"Bungalows Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses? There close to the ground."
"What happens on Santa's lap.......stays on Santa's lap."
"help me, I am trapped in a haiku factory save me before they"