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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boner at a funeral? Mourning wood."
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"How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it."
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"What does a witch take when she can't poop? Hexlax^TM"
"Somebody said that truth doesn't exist at all. And then an enthusiastic supporter shouted: ""YEAH, THAT'S THE TRUTH!"""
"Somebody stole my mood ring I don't know how to feel about it."
"I always wanted to see Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up They'd be great alloys."