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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boner at a funeral? Mourning wood."
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"What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome? A radish"
"What is Hilary Clintons favorite part about going to the beach? Her Flip-Flops."
"People who say they are ""comfortable in their own skin,"" scare me because I wonder how they know what it's like to wear someone else's skin"
"Dear Netflix; when I got my first dvd by mail all those years ago I never dreamed that one day you would raise a child for me."
"Just saw a car with a license plate that says FLSH ME. Ok, douche. What are you, a dead goldfish? Flush yourself."
"An optimistic donut sees the cop as half full."
"What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets."
"People who try to stop you on the street to sell stuff are the real world equivalent of online pop-ups."
"What's green and has wheels. A dolphin. I lied about the wheels. I also lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing."