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Joke of the Day

"COP: can anybody else describe the suspect? JOHN LENNON: he got feet down below his knees COP: anybody"

"What type of Bee gives Milk? A BooBee!"

"Did you know there is going to be a spin-off from that old show touched by an angel It's going to be called Touched by a Priest."

"At this point, a phone book is just a list of people who recently died in their homes before cancelling their landline."

"How many Potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None."

"When a girl has a ponytail... -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle? -A ponytail? -Ah, it really compliments your horse face."

"And Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came 5th... He got a toaster"

"who found America? :D Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."

"What do you call a cow with no nipples Yomama #getrekt"

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.."