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Joke of the Day

"Teacher : Tommy put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why Miss I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !"

"Did you hear about the carnival fires? They were intense."

"What do Apple and The Titanic have in common? They both lost the Jack."

"What do you call a person with normal abs in a universe full of fat people Abnormal"

"They should fill the airbags with confetti to make car accidents more fun. *crashes vehicle* ""OMG, my legs! Hey, a party!"" *dies smiling*"

"What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer? Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail."

"Your eyes say ""No, no!"" but your ball gag says...""Mmmph! Mmmph!"" Whatever, you have a boner so that's really all the affirmation I need."

"Did you hear about the gay man who got a job at the sperm bank? He was fired for drinking on the job."

"What do you call it when cosine plays? Cos(play)"

"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day anal sex makes your hole weak."