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Joke of the Day

"My first child has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account."

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"How do you stop a ginger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head."
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"I called a Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims."
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