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Joke of the Day

"A Chinese couple recently gave birth to a 7lb, 6oz baby girl, who suffers from albinism Just goes to show that sometimes, two Wongs CAN make a white."

"The Great Wall of China is one of the 7 wonders of the world just because it's a Chinese product that's lasted more than a month."

"Your mama is so fat that the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow"

"[Xmas morning] wife: Honey, is this a dolphin? We agreed no dolphins. ""dolphin-shaped gift flopping wildly under tree* me: JUST OPEN IT"

"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? He said ""I still love Vista, baby!"""

"On a scale from 1 - overweight black woman, how confident are you?"

"Did you hear about the Agnostic? Did you hear about the Agnostic Insomniac with Dyslexia? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."

"How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for? Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)"

"There's a new Batman coming out, but Batman is being played by an Asian? His alter-ego? Bruce Wang."

"What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water? ""It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."""