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Joke of the Day

"Art: Stop it. Life: *mockingly* Stopp iiit."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered six offender"

"What is Bill Clintons favorite instrument to play? His Whore-Monica"

"What do you call a musical sheep group? An Alcapelca... yeah that was bad.. sorry world.."

"Did you hear about the criminal who wanted to lose weight to fit into smaller clothes? Last I heard, he was still at large."

"Another blonde joke A professor told his class: ""Fame will come to you only after you succeed!"" A blonde asked, ""Who is 'Seed'?"""

"Rihanna and Chris Brown recorded a duet together......i think its a cover of Britney's, ""Hit me baby one more time"""

"My cellphone is incredibly acidic... It's a pH one"

"Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose."

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It may take me a while to get hardI just got laid last night."