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Joke of the Day

"Another blonde joke A professor told his class: ""Fame will come to you only after you succeed!"" A blonde asked, ""Who is 'Seed'?"""

"A comedian walks into a club and says the punchline."

"What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own? A hue man."

"People who call themselves ""grammar Nazis"" deserve the worst possible sentence."

"[Fortune Teller] ""I see great wealth, also danger."" Oh. ""And blue meth. Walt Jr. is crippled."" Are you watching Breaki- ""Jesse is so hot."""

"News said how hard it'd be to shoplift a turkey. Amateurs. It's all about commitment. *stuffs turkey under shirt* *whines that back hurts*"

"Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull."

"How do you tell... How do you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes!"

"This salad isn't going to toss itself. *winks* - Things you shouldn't say as you pass food around the Thanksgiving table :("

"My grandpa said ur generation relies too much on technology! I said, "" no your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then... I unplugged his life support"