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Joke of the Day

"I Farted... I farted infront of my Jewish friend and he got offended, i shrugged and said ""what? A little gas never killed anyone"""

"What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him."

"I like my donuts like I like my women Cream filled."

"Personal ad: Handsome man (29), seeks short, open minded women to poke him in the eye with umbrellas. Busy streets only. No names please."

"What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!"

"I got a girl's number today! All I had to do was hit her car."

"How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever? He knows a lot about black holes"

"Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept."

"I see that software legend Photoshop is turning 25 this week. Actually, it's turning 38. It just looks 25."

"My girlfriend is a lot like fast food I only come inside about once a year"