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Joke of the Day

"Personal ad: Handsome man (29), seeks short, open minded women to poke him in the eye with umbrellas. Busy streets only. No names please."

"*Batman receives electric bill for Bat Signal* ""ALFRED WE'RE GETTING IPHONES."""

"Want to hear a joke about testicles? Today's your lucky day, because I've got two!"

"A tattered rope walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey, are you a lasso?"" The rope replies, ""Sorry, I'm a frayed knot."""

"Why did the Jews hate Jesus? Because he gave away salvation for free."

"I only do cocaine with the flexible straws. So I can reach my dashboard while i'm driving."

"A Reddit Mod walks into a Jihad training camp... [removed]"

"Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him? He thought they said internet camp"

"Madonna falling was wrong on so many levels. Well 2, the stage and the floor."

"Remember back in the olden days when we used wood-burning stoves and AOL?"