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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept."
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"You know my grandfather died in a Nazi prison camp? He died falling off a watch tower"
"The other day, my girlfriend called me dumb for saying that toasters can swim. She was right, I am dumb. When I dropped it in her bath, it sank to the bottom."
"What do a woman and a condom have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than they do on your dick."
"[SPOILER] Who is going to die in the new Star Wars? Some Stormtrooper"
"What did they call the man who knew how to read maps? A legend"
"Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside? --- HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE"
"A man goes to the restroom, and leaves his drink with a note ""I spit into it"", to avoid it getting stolen He comes back and finds another note: ""me too"""
"What kind of headphones are sold in 50 shades of grey? Beats"
"How do you now when somebody is retarded on Facebook? Well, its complicated."