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Joke of the Day
"What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him."
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"Light a man a fire... Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Light a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life. (I know it's a repost, but I've never seen the play on words, shame)"
"If Adam and Eve were chinese they would have stayed in paradise Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple."
"What did Obama say when he called the Russian Parliament? ""Are you Putin me on?"""
"Fully clothed mom just waded into the pool to grab her devil spawn child that was ignoring her. She's my new favorite."
"If I ever met the Dalai Lama, I would ask him a question that has plagued me my entire life. ""What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?"""
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car"
"Where do the elements go to church? At the Atomic Mass!!"
"I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into."
"Finally figured out why even smart people fall for click bait..."