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Joke of the Day

"What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know? Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes."

"How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job."

"I tried a new asian burrito recently, but the green onions kept falling out. Curse those wrap-scallions!"

"How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same? They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15."

"Few things stress me out as much as a waiter who doesn't write the order down."

"Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony? He kept getting in everyone's hair."

"I find it Hillaryous that the presidential candidates this year are so horrible. I wonder if either of them will pull out their Trump card to guarantee that win though."

"[hits rock bottom] rock bottom : *calls 911 for being assaulted*"

"I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious."

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard"