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Joke of the Day

"A new Michael Jackson album was released this week and it contains a track titled ""Do You Know Where Your Children Are?"" Even worse, the next song is called, ""Can You Give Me Directions?"""

"If you're ever feeling down about yourself, head to your local GameStop and ask the workers how they feel about dragons."

"""Be right there! I just need to rip my lovely real eyebrows out & draw shitty fake ones in their place."" -Thousands of women"

"Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire."

"I hate it when my wife asks if I've been drinking and I accidentally respond with a 9-minute air guitar solo."

"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina? Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush."

"You're mom is so dumb I knocked on her door and she said ""Let me in!"""

"3 guys walked into a bar... I was outside, i didn't see what happend..."

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"I'm feeling sluggish No one pour salt on me."