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Joke of the Day
"Want to know how to make your PC faster? Paint it black."
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"Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: You wanna go ride bikes?!"
"Can me and you go out sometime? ""No, your grammar is too poor"" Ok wow, my gramma broke af, but what that got to do with us?"
"If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring? The pilgrims."
"Best goldfish joke ever told Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, ""You man the guns; I'll drive."""
"There's a new TV drama coming out starring Saddam Hussein it's going to be called ""Soap on a Rope"""
"What's the best part about fingering a Gypsy on her period? You get your palm read at the same time...."
"Your 'Chemistry' with your girlfriend is great if you remember her 'Periodic Table'."
"Bill Clinton is not a rapist. He just likes to ""feel your pain""."
"My kid just said his dinner tasted like cat litter. Not sure if I should be offended or wonder how he knows what cat litter tastes like."