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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about fingering a Gypsy on her period? You get your palm read at the same time...."

"Someone asked me who do I prefer ""Chris Brown or Rihanna?"" Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time."

"Let me be the Stud in your life. I already have the STD, all I'm missing is u."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !"

"Therapist: ""I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know the symptoms?"" Me: ""I can't say I do."" Therapist: ""That's one of them."""

"BNAG That's bang out of order!"

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFHQzwNMo_Q klk utede dicen"

"How does a mathematician get rid of constipation? He gets a pencil and works it out."

"Autoerrection has saved my life"

"What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open."