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Joke of the Day

"Best goldfish joke ever told Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, ""You man the guns; I'll drive."""

"Virgin Airlines should just be itself. It'll happen eventually."

"Last-second gift idea. Bring a tag and put it on any present already under the tree. Call other person a liar. Be willing to fight him/her."

"The Expendables 2 Review: I haven't seen that much shooting in a movie since I went to watch The Dark Knight Rises."

"It's so cute how fish just can't contain their excitement when you cuddle them."

"What is E.T short for? He only has little legs."

"Teacher: Megan, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Megan: You said we had to do it without tables!"

"What do you call a dead body and two planks? A ""Build your own Jesus"" kit."

"This hot girl asked me to recommend some music so i said Pink Floyd, she said ""I didn't know Pink used her last name as well"" Now she's dead"

"Why did the PI detective cross the road? He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns."