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Joke of the Day
"Your 'Chemistry' with your girlfriend is great if you remember her 'Periodic Table'."
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"Is it so wrong to bang on your neighbor's door at 2am and ask them to reset their modem?"
"Why has Santa Claus such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year."
"I wish young people would stop idealising future dystopias and start enjoying the one they're in."
"I knew a story about a midget communist prostitute... ...it was called ""Little red riding hook"""
"So Jeffrey Dahmer goes to the doctor... After some tests, the doctor tells Jeffery that he's tested positive for Hepatitis. Jeffrey responds ""It must of been something I ate."""
"Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's live in a homeless man's beard."
"This orange does not taste right... I think I'm gonna put it back in the crayon box."
"Watching TV today I saw a struggling actress I used to know had landed a job in a bra commercial. Nice to see her supporting herself."
"[At the ferret store] I'll take five of those furry slinkys"