45537
Joke of the Day
"Your 'Chemistry' with your girlfriend is great if you remember her 'Periodic Table'."
Next Joke
"Not a joke. I just wish more jokes were shorter."
"What a rip-off! I picked up a book called 101 Mating Positions. It turned out to be a book on chess."
"Alright. It's Sunday. Another Breaking Bad. Or if you don't watch the show, an hour of confusing tweets."
"There are 0000 0010 people in the world..... Those who get it, and those who dont"
"My dad did the running man once.. I haven't seen him since. (Unoriginal)"
"Stop! Hammered time."
"Ladies, call me Adobe Updater, because I nag you at least once a week and never seem to work"
"*Pulls out pin* *Throws fire extinguisher*"
"A man was killed with a starter pistol today Police think it might have been race related."