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Joke of the Day

"What does a baby computer call its father? Data"

"Give a cat a box and he'll be happy for a day Teach a cat to box and start wondering what you're doing with your life"

"If you think Pi is 3142, then you're missing the point."

"What did the druggie do when he got acid? Took some tums"

"Restaurant Hostess: ""Sorry about the wait."" Me: ""It's okay, you don't need to apologize for being overweight."""

"""This is a robbery! Be cool and nobody gets hurt!"" ME: *starts vaping*"

"What's the difference between eating at a restaurant and standing in a field of cows? I don't tip at restaurants."

"I'm interested in anything with a possible ""loss of appetite"" side effect."

"['90s] I just got a new computer. It's called ""The Tyson."" It comes with two bytes and no memory."

"I'm going to take a nap... Wake me up when September ends."