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Joke of the Day

"What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree might kill you? A pool table."

"Nice told me a joke How many bakers does it take to run a bakery? Bun Edit: Title should say Niece"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards of boats If they fell forwards they would be on the boat"

"Richard Nixon makes a really awful dinner for his wife. He defends himself by saying ""I am not a cook""."

"Are kids that are born in a whorehouse called Brothel Sprouts?"

"My first wife was a great housekeeper. She kept both houses"

"Q: What did the fisherman say to the card magician? A: Pick a cod, any cod!"

"One liners are great. Two liners are better."

"A Mexican magician says that he can disappear on the count of three. ""Uno, dos..."", he says before he was suddenly gone. He disappeared without a tres."

"You know it's a really good bar when there's a couple outside breaking up."