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Joke of the Day
"What's Green and Smells like Pork? Kermit's Finger"
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"I didn't think Miss Hilton could consume all those painkillers at once, but wow! Paracetomol!"
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"What was Bruce lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"
"Answering all the 'how r u' DM's with 'I got my period' is going surprising well"
"If you don't have a condom, put a stone in your shoe.. ...it'll make you limp."
"My wife uses an entire bottle of dish soap when she washes the dishes every night. Another day, another Dawn"
"hey tomorrow you could be hit in the head by a block of cheese so frickin live ur life today before you have to wear ice on ur head tomorrow"
"A woman caught her bald husband trying to steal a wig. She looked at him and whispered ""Honey, what are you doing? We have toupee for that!"""