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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ? You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball."

"Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 16, one to change the bulb, and 15 to form a support group."

"How do you describe people who tell ""I see dead people"" jokes? They have a sixth sense of humor"

"Why couldn't Hillary win the election? Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins."

"PIGS A woman is walking her dog, when suddenly a man walks up to her. Man: ""Where'd you get the pig""? Woman: ""How DARE you call my dog that!"" Man: ""I was talking to the dog!"""

"I dream of living in a world where men are judged not by the color of their skin, but by the contents of their iPod."

"i'm actually pretty attractive if you never compare me to anyone ever"

"Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!"

"What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters? It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC."